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You know, it's really strange now with the Internet, with everyone having an unsolicited, anonymous opinion.


Jeff Daniels


#everyone #having #internet #know #now

A fashionable idea in technical circles is that quantity not only turns into quality at some extreme of scale, but also does so according to principles we already understand. Some of my colleagues think a million, or perhaps a billion, fragmentary insults will eventually yield wisdom that surpasses that of any well-thought-out essay, so long as sophisticated secret statistical algorithms recombine the fragments. I disagree. A trope from the early days of computer science comes to mind: garbage in, garbage out.


Jaron Lanier


#quality #quantity #technology #web #science

The web is a dangerous place for a mind begging to slack off and be distracted by nonsense.


Michelle M. Pillow


#fiction #internet #michelle-pillow #procrastinate #procrastination

I can't blame modern technology for my predilection for distraction, not after all the hours I've spent watching lost balloons disappear into the clouds. I did it before the Internet, and I'll do it after the apocalypse, assuming we still have helium and weak-gripped children.


Colson Whitehead


#internet #technology #writing #apocalypse

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.


John Green


#humor #internet #nerdfighters #humor

A telkhine was hunched over a console, but he was so involved with his work, he didn't notice us. He was about five feet tall, with slick black seal fur and stubby little feet. He had the head of a Doberman, but his clawed hands were almost human. He growled and muttered as he tapped on his keyboard. Maybe he was messaging his friends on uglyface.com.


Rick Riordan


#internet #percy-jackson #humor

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.


Eoin Colfer


#humor #internet #kids #teenagers #time-travel

It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.


George W. Bush


#bushism #children #dungeon #humor #internet

I'm on the Internet. I stay informed. They let old people on the Internet, you know.


Stephen Emond


#humor #internet #humor

Technology offers us a unique opportunity, though rarely welcome, to practice patience.


Allan Lokos


#cell-phones #compassion #computers #internet #art






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