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God is as real as a station wagon. ↗


— Peggy Payne


#god #inspiration #inspirational-quotes #mysticism #religion

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey. ↗


— Bill Murray


#international-travel #travel #world-travel #common-sense

I especially loved the Old Testament. Even as a kid I had a sense of it being slightly illicit. As though someone had slipped an R-rated action movie into a pile of Disney DVDs. For starters Adam and Eve were naked on the first page. I was fascinated by Eve's ability to always stand in the Garden of Eden so that a tree branch or leaf was covering her private areas like some kind of organic bakini. But it was the Bible's murder and mayhem that really got my attention. When I started reading the real Bible I spent most of my time in Genesis Exodus 1 and 2 Samuel and 1 and 2 Kings. Talk about violent. Cain killed Abel. The Egyptians fed babies to alligators. Moses killed an Egyptian. God killed thousands of Egyptians in the Red Sea. David killed Goliath and won a girl by bringing a bag of two hundred Philistine foreskins to his future father-in-law. I couldn't believe that Mom was so happy about my spending time each morning reading about gruesome battles prostitutes fratricide murder and adultery. What a way to have a "quiet time." While I grew up with a fairly solid grasp of Bible stories I didn't have a clear idea of how the Bible fit together or what it was all about. I certainly didn't understand how the exciting stories of the Old Testament connected to the rather less-exciting New Testament and the story of Jesus. This concept of the Bible as a bunch of disconnected stories sprinkled with wise advice and capped off with the inspirational life of Jesus seems fairly common among Christians. That is so unfortunate because to see the Bible as one book with one author and all about one main character is to see it in its breathtaking beauty. ↗


— Joshua Harris


#beauty

In America, on the ordinate plane of faith versus reason, the x axis of faith intersects with the y axis of reason at the zero point of "I don't give a damn what you think. ↗


— Sarah Vowell


#faith

She's married. I'm more a friend and occasional lover. ↗


— Stieg Larsson


#lover #occasional #dragons

Love doesn't always come when you want it to. Sometimes it just happens despite your will. ↗


— V.C. Andrews


#love #truth #inspirational

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work. ↗


— Calvin Trillin


#inspirational #humor

Let food be your Medicine. ↗


— Hippocrates


#science #food

I had to get out of America to get a professional life going where I could actually make a living. ↗


— Harold Budd


#america #could #get #going #had

You thought you knew what food was, you thought it was elemental. You forgot how much restaurant there was in restaurant food and how much home was in homemade. ↗


— Jonathan Franzen


#home #professionalism #food






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