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She threw herself eagerly into the paths of unsuitable men. ↗


— Anne Taintor


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Miss Granger, you foolish girl, how could you think of tackling a mountain troll on your own? Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for this,” said Professor McGonagall. “I’m very disappointed in you.” Hermione left. Professor McGonagall turned to Harry and Ron. “Well, I still say you were lucky, but not many first years could have taken on a full-grown mountain troll. You each win Gryffindor five points. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


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Don’t think about it. Don’t think about what could have been. It’s too unbearable. ↗


— Sophie Kinsella


#humor #life #humor

For someone who is supposed to be a knight in shining armor, you're acting like an ass in aluminum foil. ↗


— Lisa Logue


#love #relationships #humor

I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA. ↗


— Carroll Bryant


#humorist #humorous-quotations #humourous #humor

Had she punished him enough? How could she be sure? ↗


— Anne Taintor


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Men are men, mortal or not. ↗


— K.C. Randall


#humor-relationships #humor

One minute she acts like she wants to be with me and I'm the one rejecting her. The next, she's got this barbed wire fence and barking dogs around her, like I can't even ask her the simplest questions." "And here I was assuming you didn't care about her." Stabbing his fingers through his hair, he groaned, "I don't!" "And you make it perfectly clear." Men. Idiots. ↗


— Jennifer Armintrout


#love #men-and-women #relationships #humor

Don't eat earwax avoid roasted cabbage and look on the bright side of life -Angela ↗


— Christopher Paolini


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'Oh- hey, there," he said. He was shorter than me, pudgy with salt-and-pepper hair that always seemed to be in need of a good conditioning. And he always wore sweatpants and T-shirts that had seen more abuse than narcotics. But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it fixed. Of course, it took me knocking on his door in need of a warm place to sleep to get it that way, but one night on his sofa, where I'd suddenly developed night terrors and epilepsy, and that puppy was running like a Mercedes the next day. It was awesome. ↗


— Darynda Jones


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