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You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face ↗


— Sherry Argov


#love #relationships #humor

Be careful whom you choose to love. This decision will impact your future life and happiness in ways you cannot yet imagine. ↗


— Toni Coleman


#marriage #relationships #imagination

In WASP families, if you don't get along with someone, you have as little to do with them as possible. In Jewish families, you move next door, to make them as miserable as possible. ↗


— Doreen Orion


#culture #culture-critique #family #family-drama #family-relationships

Safety tip. When you see smoke run, never wait for fire. ↗


— Danielle Sibarium


#safety #humor

...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this: "He was a man who acted from the best motives. There is one born every minute. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#insightful #humor

I don't do relationships because I don't want to love and lose myself. ↗


— J.C. Reed


#love #relationship #romance #surrender-your-love #humor

You've got an awfully kissable mouth. ↗


— F. Scott Fitzgerald


#flapper #humor #kiss #kissing #kissing-quotes

I profess not to know how women’s hearts are wooed and won. To me they have always been matters of riddle and admiration. Some seem to have but one vulnerable point, or door of access; while others have a thousand avenues, and may be captured in a thousand different ways. It is a great triumph of skill to gain the former, but a still greater proof of generalship to maintain possession of the latter, for man must battle for his fortress at every door and window. He who wins a thousand common hearts is therefore entitled to some renown; but he who keeps undisputed sway over the heart of a coquette is indeed a hero. ↗


— Washington Irving


#courtship #humor #humor-relationships #women #humor

Even though its common knowledge these days, it never ceases to amaze me that all the richness of our mental life - all our feelings, our emotions, our thoughts, our ambitions, our love life, our religious sentiments and even what each of us regards us his own intimate private self - is simply the activity of these little specks of jelly in your head, in your brain. There is nothing else. ↗


— V.S. Ramachandran


#humor #neuroscience #science #humor

Are Cady and O'Neill Ever going to get together?" Those amber eyes weighed me heavily, and then he answered my question with a question. "Do you think they should?" "Well I said, "they've been through an awful lot together. And if there's only one book left, it kind of seems like they're running out of time ↗


— Richelle Mead


#humor






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