#ira

No one ever excused his way to success. ↗

— Dave Del Dotto

#humor-inspirational #inspirational #humor

It is what it is. You are what you it. There are no mistakes." --Villa Incognito ↗

— Tom Robbins

#humor

A woman's touch?!' he repeated, 'What is he thinking hermano? Stukeley frowned. ''Captain doesn't know whether it's dinnertime or doomsday, mate. That's the state Lady Losckwood's got him in.We'be tried to talk some sense into him, but it just goes in one ear and out the other. IT's not as if he had much of an attention span to begin with, but since Lady Muck came on to the scene... ↗

— Justin Somper

#stukeley #vamirates #humor

You cannot discover new oceans until you are willing to lose sight of the shore. ↗

— Sharon Leaf

#fiction-romance #humor #inspirational #romance #true-romance

The fiasco in the barn flashed through her mind. Yesterday she'd showered him with oats and today she'd pummeled him with a broom. At this rate, he'd be dead by the end of the week. ↗

— Karen Witemeyer

#inspirational #humor

1980's: not a time period but a state of mind. ↗

— Carrie Vaughn

#inspirational #nostalgia #humor

The ultimate source of happiness is not money and power, but warm-heartedness ↗

— Dalai Lama XIV

#inspirational

America without her Soldiers would be like God without His angels. ↗

— Claudia Pemberton

#military #soldiers #inspirational

It's not how you look, it's how you feel in the dark ↗

— Paula Wall

#humor

As someone who grew up in the Bronx, I certainly learned my share of four-letter words, but none are more powerful than nice. ↗

— Linda Kaplan Thaler

#inspirational #self-improvement #humor