#ira

Watch very closely as the magical angel and I are swallowed by the rainbow twister, and left stranded on the glitter way. ↗

— Lady Gaga

#strange #humor

If I take a tumble, I'll mae quite a splash, but at least I won't smash against the deck and make a mess. Still be dead, though. ↗

— L.A. Meyer

#mary-jacky-faber #pirates #humor

If I had fifty-three minutes to spend as I liked, I should walk at my leisure toward a spring of fresh water. ↗

— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

#inspirational

Be yourself. Don't take anyone's shit and never let them get you alive. ↗

— Gerard Way

#musician #inspirational

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something. ↗

— Jake the dog Adventure Time

#humor

Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional. ↗

— Heather Brewer

#humor #inspirational #optimistic #humor

Fuck rational thought ↗

— George Carlin

#inspirational #rational #thought #humor

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you ↗

— Charlie Brown

#inspirational #humor

if you can't have the one you love, you can love the one you have ↗

— Iraz 'Dealova'

#love #inspirational

Here's your first problem," he said, pointing at a sentence. "'Religion is the opium of the people.' Well, I don't know about people, but I think you'll find that the opium of pirates is actual opium. ↗

— Gideon Defoe

#humor #karl-marx #opium #pirates #humor