#ira

I've been diagnosed as being bi-polar but so have Florence Nightingale and King David...which kinda leaves me in pretty dam good company...if I must say so. ↗

— Timothy Pina

#humor

If someone wanted to have a grudge against me, or didn't agree with my lifestyle, the way I breathed, the space I took up on this planet, they had an open door to 'report' to the powers that be. ↗

— Mark Alders

#life-lesson #humor

Nothing heals the soul like chocolate," she said. "I just love chocolate. It's God's apology for broccoli." (said by Macy Wood, Finding Noel by Richard Paul Evans ↗

— Richard Paul Evans

#inspirational #humor

I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#irony #humor

No men who really think deeply about women retain a high opinion of them ↗

— Otto Weininger

#inspirational #science #humor

Please don't follow in my footsteps. I'm already knee-deep in them, and am sinking rapidly... ↗

— Tony James Slater

#humor-quotes #inspirational-humor #humor

Senator, I make it a point never to do math in public. ↗

— Paul W.

#inspirational #math #politics #humor

It's great to be alive, isn't it? Especially when you consider the alternative. ↗

— Jonathan Ross

#inspirational #humor

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#humor #inspirational #truth #humor

I must go down to the seas again to find where I buried the hatchet with Yesterday. ↗

— Janet Frame

#humor