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Being alive means living fully extended. Like Orafoura’s cousin, who is 2.5 inches tall, but has a five-inch penis. You can’t say that’s average, because how many people do you know whose penis is twice as long as they are?


Jarod Kintz


#cousin #funny #living #orafoura #penis

No guest rooms.” I shake my head resolutely. “I want to be in a room room. A lived-in room.


Lauren Oliver


#living #funny

Anyone who wants simple, pat stories should buy another author's product. The real universe ain't that way, and neither are my fictive ones.


David Brin


#anyone #author #buy #fictive #neither

Peter is ... adjusting. He's back in school, and he's doing quite well. I wish you could find it in your heart to forgive him." "I've got this funny resentful streak about people who try to kill me.


Josh Lanyon


#forgiveness

Government is operated by deeply embedded, hopelessly entangled bureaus where nothing is accomplished because the function of the bureau is to intercept every living idea and smother it.


Gerry Spence


#because #bureau #bureaus #deeply #embedded

I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.


Kinky Friedman


#funny #funny

I seduce women by making women feel like they are seducing me. And I allow them to pay for that privilege. And as we all know, you value what you pay for more than what you’re given for free.


Jarod Kintz


#privilege #seduce #value #funny

Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.


Alyxandra Harvey


#funny #lucy #over-protective #funny

You're lips are bloody.' He seized my face in both hands and kissed me. It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you.


Charlaine Harris


#eric-northman #kissing #living-dead-in-dallas #sookie-stackhouse #art

My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of sedatives eventually convinced me I was delusional.


Wayne Gerard Trotman


#delusions #drugs #funny-quotes #mother #psychiatrist






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