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You can never be happy until you understand why you're doing what you're doing.


Janet Jackson


#janet-jackson #true-you #love

How can it be wrong? Love picks the right path, not the one of least resistance.


Debra Anastasia


#bittersweet-seraphim #crushed-seraphim #debra-anastasia #jack #love

If I go to hell for this—” “I’ll be there as well. I’ll dance with you,” he promised.


Lorraine Heath


#love #love

As Hazel marched down the hill, she cursed in Latin. Percy didn’t understand all of it, but he got son of a gorgon, power-hungry snake, and a few choice suggestions about where Octavian could stick his knife.


Rick Riordan


#hazel-levesque #humor #insults #octavian #percy-jackson

I can’t believe how much this place has grown,” Hazel muttered. The taxi driver grinned in the rearview mirror. “Been a long time since you visited, miss?” “About seventy years,” Hazel said. The driver slid the glass partition closed and drove on in silence.


Rick Riordan


#humor #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #taxi-driver #the-heroes-of-olympus #the-son-of-neptune

At the end of the warehouse was a dais constructed from pallets of books: stack of vampire novels, walls of James Patterson thrillers, and a throne from about a thousand copies of something called The Five Habits of Highly Aggressive Women.


Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #humor #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #the-son-of-neptune #humor

We heard the army before we saw it. The noise was like a cannon barrage combined with a football stadium crowd- like every Patriots fan in New England was charging us with bazookas.


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #humor

Kinzie smiled smugly. “You admire our base of operations? Yes, our distribution system is worldwide. It took many years and most of our fortune to build. Now, finally, we’re turning a profit. The mortals don’t realize they are funding the Amazon kingdom. Soon, we’ll be richer than any mortal nation. Then—when the weak mortals depend on us for everything—the revolution will begin!” “What are you going to do?” Frank grumbled. “Cancel free shipping?


Rick Riordan


#amazons #frank-zhang #humor #kinzie #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

If I take a tumble, I'll mae quite a splash, but at least I won't smash against the deck and make a mess. Still be dead, though.


L.A. Meyer


#mary-jacky-faber #pirates #humor






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