#jewish

I just dress like... I'm an old black man. Sorry! Like I'm an old Jewish black man. I just dress like it's still the '50s. ↗

— Amy Winehouse

#dress #i #jewish #just #like

I am one of the happiest people I know. And that's a weird place to have arrived at from being a depressed Jewish kid. ↗

— Debra Winger

#arrived #being #depressed #happiest #happiest people

I felt there's a wealth in Jewish tradition, a great inheritance. I'd be a jerk not to take advantage of it. ↗

— Herman Wouk

#felt #great #i #inheritance #jerk

Because trying to see all sides, such an instinct is particularly Jewish. ↗

— Elizabeth Wurtzel

#instinct #jewish #particularly #see #sides

Israel fights back, which is very much at odds with the Jewish instinct to discuss and deconstruct everything until action itself seems senseless. ↗

— Elizabeth Wurtzel

#back #deconstruct #discuss #everything #fights

Israel, as the Jewish state, must disappear from the map. ↗

— Ahmed Yassin

#israel #jewish #jewish state #map #must

In my blood there is no Jewish blood. In their callous rage, all anti-Semites must hate me now as a Jew. For that reason I am a true Russian. ↗

— Yevgeny Yevtushenko

#blood #callous #hate #i #i am

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#divorces #jewish #much #why #worth

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#chickens #get #get well #got #had

Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#die #jewish #men #their #want