#jo

It makes me forget that I'm not going to be a major star and lead female in films whether it was 20 years ago, 10 years ago, five or in the future. ↗

— Pam Grier

#female #films #five #forget #future

Actually, it seems like every time I'm about to pack it in, that's when I get a job. ↗

— Jon Gries

#actually #every #every time #get #i

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#chemotherapy #darkest #ever #friends #going

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#i #inappropriate #jokes #laugh #make

Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#jon #real #well

Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they're pretty much all telling jokes with set-ups and punchlines. Coffeehouse audiences are the most forgiving: They really listen, which is the best part. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#best #best part #club #comics #different

I enjoyed practicing law. ↗

— George J. Mitchell

#i #law #practicing

Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday. ↗

— Melanie Griffith

#angelina jolie #antonio #bed #eight #everyday

Journalism as theater is what TV news is. ↗

— Thomas Griffith

#news #theater #tv #tv news

Journalism constructs momentarily arrested equilibriums and gives disorder an implied order. That is already two steps from reality. ↗