#jo

I could never sit down and write jokes. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#down #i #jokes #never #sit

The war was declared over - the end of major combat operations - in May 2003. Release procedures got under way immediately; reducing the population from 8,000 to just over 300, of course, requires fewer military police soldiers. ↗

— Janis Karpinski

#course #declared #end #fewer #got

You don't create jobs by passing bills, you create jobs by cutting taxes. ↗

— Carly Fiorina

#create #cutting #jobs #passing #taxes

Bridget Jones is part of literary lore now and actually to be a part of it is enormously flattering. ↗

— Colin Firth

#bridget #bridget jones #enormously #flattering #jones

If it is terrorism, if it is war on terror, then the Afghan people will join you on terror. ↗

— Hamid Karzai

#afghan people #join #people #terror #terrorism

But, George and Steven asked me to write the Indiana Jones sequels, and I didn't want to. ↗

— Lawrence Kasdan

#george #i #indiana #indiana jones #jones

I didn't really want to do another sequel. I go to those movies, and I just sort of enjoy them like a viewer. ↗

— Lawrence Kasdan

#enjoy #go #i #just #like

But, at the end of the day, we need to represent the taxpayers who have made enormous sacrifices. Many have lost their jobs. Many of them have seen their companies - they don't have a pension - they have seen their companies cut the match for their 401(k). They have seen their health care benefits be shredded. ↗

— John Kasich

#care #companies #cut #day #end

Mitt Romney has a history of being a great job creator. Secondly, he was a great governor. He went from billions of dollars in the hole when he became governor to billions of dollars in surplus when he left. And he went from the loss of tens of thousands jobs when he became governor to the creation of 40,000 new jobs when he left office. ↗

— John Kasich

#being #billions #creation #creator #dollars

When Governor Romney was out here, I told him, I said, 'we are following the formula of streamlining regulations, being job creating friendly, balancing budgets, cutting taxes, and, you know, using common sense. And if you get to be president, we are going to do more of that.' ↗

— John Kasich

#being #budgets #common #common sense #creating