#josh

I love all music. Right now I am loving Josh Grobin and Kelly Clarkson. ↗

— Kaley Cuoco

#i #i am #i love #josh #kelly

I want to be so strong as an actor that people wouldn't say... eh, that's Josh Lucas. ↗

— Josh Lucas

#eh #i #josh #lucas #people

It’s simply the most adorable thing ever: My mother has joined a gang. ↗

— Josh Lieb

#josh-lieb #humor

Then a friend of Jim's suggested we make a theme song to explain the story, and this is where the Mads came from. Josh and I wrote it into the theme song. ↗

— Joel Hodgson

#explain #friend #i #into #jim

Do you really think he was flirting with me?" "Let's see. He gave you candy you hate - I saw your face - and a CD of songs..." He looks at the CD. "All of these are, like, twenty years old at least. Figures. Oh, and he groped your face. Sounds like true love to me. ↗

— Elizabeth Scott

#hannah #humour #josh #love

I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her pocket and I need to get them back. ↗

— Katja Millay

#humor #josh-bennett #nastya-kashnikov #humor

Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective. ↗

— Josh Lieb

#josh-lieb #humor

I imagine she came out of the birth canal holding a cupcake and a spatula. ↗

— Katja Millay

#imagination

I thought I recognized you." Really? He remembered me looking like Swamp Thing? How flattering. ↗

— Josh Lanyon

#josh-lanyon #humor

I didn't approve of murder on general principles. Not even of people who seemed to go around begging for it. ↗

— Josh Lanyon

#josh-lanyon #somebody-killed-his-editor #humor