#k

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#doing #folks #indispensable #look #nothing

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#fold #money #once #over #pocket

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#fun #going #how #inherit #keep

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#bad #even #keep #know #occasionally

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#bob #famous #fellow #gets #him

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#boy #fresh #ignore #kick #nothing

As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#backs #branded #day #foreheads #give

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#bargain #customer #losing #money #store

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#democrats #government #i #long #look

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#been #know #never #people #some