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They may have turned this up, whether you had the Paula Jones case or not. But again maybe not, but again that's like if a frog had side pockets he'd probably wear a handgun. ↗


— Dan Rather


#case #frog #had #handgun #jones

This much we know: Journalism is not a precise science. It's, on its best day, is a crude art. We make mistakes; I make mistakes. With more than 50 years as a journalist, I have at least had the opportunity to blow more stories, make more mistakes than maybe anybody in television. ↗


— Dan Rather


#art #best #blow #crude #day

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it. ↗


— John Ratzenberger


#affects #diabetes #family #kids

On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, they'd let me know right away. ↗


— John Ratzenberger


#back #big #big head #getting #head

From what I can see, too many kids don't learn pride in their country anymore. ↗


— John Ratzenberger


#country #i #i can #kids #learn

In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit of my son's childhood. ↗


— John Ratzenberger


#bit #childhood #fact #first #five

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. ↗


— Ronald Reagan


#before #i #opening #questions #refuse

The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a crush on a cute girl in the drama department, so the best thing for me to do was audition, help out, do carpentry, whatever it took to get me on that project. ↗


— John Ratzenberger


#audition #best #carpentry #crush #cute

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words. ↗


— John Ratzenberger


#different #funnier #good #good reason #i

They need to be re-supplied with energy, and that energy comes from asking not what your country can do for you, but from what you can do for your country. ↗


— John Ratzenberger


#comes #country #energy #need #you






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