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Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.


Ilona Andrews


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Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!


Ilona Andrews


#humor #kate #funny

When in doubt, poke the beehive with a stick to see if anything interesting flies out. I clapped my hands. 'I had no idea Pit teams had such pretty cheerleaders. Can you do it again, but with more spirit this time?


Ilona Andrews


#funny #joke #kate #funny

He raised his hand in a peaceful gesture. "You need to relax a bit, dove. Like Mouse over there. You trust me, don't you, Mouse?" "Nope!" "Ahhh, I'm hurt. Nobody likes me.


Ilona Andrews


#funny #julie #kate #kate-daniels #magic-burns

You two were in a cave together?’ said Miss Simpkins in horror. ‘Yes,’ said Kate, ‘and it was very, very dark.


Kenneth Oppel


#funny #kate #kenneth-oppel #matt #romance

A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want to be his TWT-IHFB." "What does that mean?" "That Weird Thing I Haven't Fucked Before." I choked.


Ilona Andrews


#kate-daniels #shapeshifter #vampyre #funny

So how's the putrid pile of caca doing?


Kate Carlisle


#kate-carlisle #robin #funny

Tension fled from me. Tomorrow I would worry about Hugh d’Ambray and Andrea and Roland, but now I was simply happy. Aaahh. Home. My place, my smells, my familiar rug under my feet, my kitchen, my Curran in the kitchen chair . . . Wait a damn minute. “You!


Ilona Andrews


#humor #kate #home

Friendship is a strange animal. It only thrives in voluntary enjoyment of each other's company, in the pleasure of nonobligatory connection. I repeat: You owe me nothing.


Kate Christensen


#friendship #kate-christensen #love #lovejoy #the-astral

When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires


Jodi Picoult


#father #firefighting #heaven #hell #humor






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