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The way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not as different as you might think.


Tom Vanderbilt


#parking #food

There’s something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar – even in this fake-ass Irish pub.


Anthony Bourdain


#food

I've been talking to myself a lot lately. I don't know what that's about, but my mother was the same way. She hated to make small talk with other people, but get her into a conversation with herself and she was quite the raconteur. She would tell herself a joke and clap her hands together as she let out a laugh; she would murmur to the plants as she watered them, and offer encouragement to the food as she cooked it. Sometimes I would walk into a room and surprise her as she was regaling herself with some delightful story, and I remember how the sound would dry up in her mouth. She stood there, frozen in the headlights of my teenage scorn.


Dan Chaon


#headlights #talking #food

Good kitchens are not about size; they are about ergonomics and light.


Nigel Slater


#food #kitchens #food

It’s 3:32, and I need just one more ingredient to finish baking 3:33. Would you prefer the AM or the PM piece?



Jarod Kintz


#cooking #food #ingredients #nonsense #time

Bittersweet? No, just bitter, the taste of your tongue. Words you can’t have back, so they linger.


Coco J. Ginger


#bitter #breaking-up #friendship #friendship-and-love #gossip

The Eleven king looked sternly upon Thorin, when he was brought before him, and asked him many questions. But Thorin would only say that he was starving. "Why did you and your folk three times try to attack my people at their merrymaking?" asked the king. "We did not attack them," answered Thorin, "we came to beg because we were starving." "Where are your friends now, and what are they doing?" "I don't know, but I expect that they're all starving in the forest." "What were you doing in the forest?" "Looking for food and drink, because we were starving." "And what brought you into the forest at all?" asked the king angrily. At that Thorin shut his mouth and would not say another word.


J.R.R. Tolkien


#elves #food #friends #king #starving

Even though friends say they are interested in your life, they never really want to talk about you as much as you want them to. (68)


Charise Mericle Harper


#friendship #life #narcissism #sharing #talking

Her cuisine is limited but she has as good an idea of breakfast as a Scotchwoman." [Sherlock Holmes, on Mrs. Hudson's cooking.]


Arthur Conan Doyle


#cooking #cuisine #food #limitations #scotch

The poor spend all their free time drinking. It helps cope with the terrible drudgery of obtaining food stamps. An ethic of alcoholism prevails among the upper class too, but they use leisure to deal with it.


Bauvard


#drinking #food-stamps #funny #humor #leisure






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