#kittens

My cats - I have Luna who's just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They're nice but they're not like their characters. ↗

— Evanna Lynch

#cats #characters #had #i #just

Perhaps all early love affairs ought to be strangled or drowned, like so many blind kittens. ↗

— William Makepeace Thackeray

#love #young-love #love

There’s no such thing as free kittens. ↗

— Brian P. Cleary

#kittens #money #observational-comedy #observations #money

Kittens can happen to anyone. ↗

— Paul Gallico

#anyone #happen #kittens

The man walked past me and stopped, observing the blood running down my neck. "Your injury. Let us tend to it." He looked out through the open doorway and silently gestured to someone out there. "Our world," he said, "is far more advanced than yours. For reasons you'll understand shortly." A thin, bony, naked woman entered the room, carrying two small, white kittens. She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left. "There," said the large man. "The kittens will make your sad go away. ↗

— David Wong

#kittens #sadness #humor