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#kittens

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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.


Abraham Lincoln


#always #cats #fight #how #kittens

My cats - I have Luna who's just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They're nice but they're not like their characters.


Evanna Lynch


#cats #characters #had #i #just

Perhaps all early love affairs ought to be strangled or drowned, like so many blind kittens.


William Makepeace Thackeray


#love #young-love #love

The man walked past me and stopped, observing the blood running down my neck. "Your injury. Let us tend to it." He looked out through the open doorway and silently gestured to someone out there. "Our world," he said, "is far more advanced than yours. For reasons you'll understand shortly." A thin, bony, naked woman entered the room, carrying two small, white kittens. She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left. "There," said the large man. "The kittens will make your sad go away.


David Wong


#kittens #sadness #humor

I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens.


John Corwin


#kittens #sleep #dreams

There’s no such thing as free kittens.


Brian P. Cleary


#kittens #money #observational-comedy #observations #money

Kittens can happen to anyone.


Paul Gallico


#anyone #happen #kittens

I sometimes think the Pussy-Willows grey Are Angel Kittens who have lost their way, And every Bulrush on the river bank A Cat-Tail from some lovely Cat astray.


Oliver Herford


#kittens #omar-khayyam #love

I hope people don't take kittens on a whim, like they would a toy, then not care for them.


Shirley Rousseau Murphy


#humane #impulse #kittens #money

We got passes, till midnight after the parade. I met Muriel at the Biltmore at seven. Two drinks, two drugstore tuna-fish sandwiches, then a movie she wanted to see, something with Greer Garson in it. I looked at her several times in the dark when Greer Garson’s son’s plane was missing in action. Her mouth was opened. Absorbed, worried. The identification with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer tragedy complete. I felt awe and happiness. How I love and need her undiscriminating heart. She looked over at me when the children in the picture brought in the kitten to show to their mother. M. loved the kitten and wanted me to love it. Even in the dark, I could sense that she felt the usual estrangement from me when I don’t automatically love what she loves. Later, when we were having a drink at the station, she asked me if I didn’t think that kitten was ‘rather nice.’ She doesn’t use the word ‘cute’ any more. When did I ever frighten her out of her normal vocabulary? Bore that I am, I mentioned R. H. Blyth’s definition of sentimentality: that we are being sentimental when we give to a thing more tenderness than God gives to it. I said (sententiously?) that God undoubtedly loves kittens, but not, in all probability, with Technicolor bootees on their paws. He leaves that creative touch to script writers. M. thought this over, seemed to agree with me, but the ‘knowledge’ wasn’t too very welcome. She sat stirring her drink and feeling unclose to me. She worries over the way her love for me comes and goes, appears and disappears. She doubts its reality simply because it isn’t as steadily pleasurable as a kitten. God knows it is sad. The human voice conspires to desecrate everything on earth.


J.D. Salinger


#muriel #sentimentality #tuna-fish #undiscriminating-heart #love






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