#l

This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness. ↗

— Pauline Kael

#honest #like #look #made #movie

I believe in my heart Simpson is guilty. ↗

— Kato Kaelin

#guilty #heart #i #i believe #i believe in

I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night host. What I am is honest. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#am #award #honest #host #i

Sometimes people just want you to fail. Except your really good friends. I've always known who my best friends were. ↗

— Kato Kaelin

#best #except #fail #friends #good

The media works in sound bites. They can make you look like a genius or stupid. ↗

— Kato Kaelin

#genius #like #look #make #media

People should realize that I shot a Coke commercial back in 1986. So, you know, I've been around a long time. I carry my Screen Actors Guild Card. ↗

— Kato Kaelin

#back #been #card #carry #coke

Sometimes people who get wealthy when they are very, very young, it's a curse to them. They don't realize it. ↗

— Kato Kaelin

#get #people #realize #sometimes #them

Thoughts would go in and out of my mind, but I didn't want to believe that he could have done it. ↗

— Kato Kaelin

#could #done #go #i #mind

We have all been empowered by the web: everyone with a keyboard can now effectively broadcast to a national audience. In a sense, it puts each of us on the same footing as the major media conglomerates, except for AOL, who now apparently own all our thoughts and teeth. ↗

— John Hodgman

#areas-of-my-expertise #author #daily-show #funny #john-hodgman

My peers, lately, have found companionship through means of intoxication - it makes them sociable. I, however, cannot force myself to use drugs to cheat on my loneliness - it is all that I have - and when the drugs and alcohol dissipate, will be all that my peers have as well. ↗

— Franz Kafka

#cannot #cheat #companionship #dissipate #force