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Craig Ferguson

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If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

— Craig Ferguson

#dance #dancing #lovemaking #man #men

If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.

— Craig Ferguson


I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

— Craig Ferguson

#monsters #zombies #love

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

— Craig Ferguson

#life #parents #life

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

— Craig Ferguson


If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

— Craig Ferguson

#beer #cocaine #drinking #drugs #tequila

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

— Craig Ferguson

#food #tasty #food

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.

— Craig Ferguson

#dance #football #men

I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

— Craig Ferguson

#double-entendres #love

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.

— Craig Ferguson

#morality #truth #fashion

About Craig Ferguson

Craig Ferguson Quotes

Did you know about Craig Ferguson?

"This book could scare them" he said. HarperCollins. Does This Need to Be Said? EPIX Comedy Central.

He became a citizen of the United States in 2008. For several years he performed as a stand-up comedian under the stage name Bing Hitler. He is the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson an Emmy Award-nominated Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that airs on CBS.

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