Craig Ferguson

Is it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#important #just #medicine #really #sake

It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that's my show. It's a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#car #ever #everything #had #i

It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#failure #fly #our #pants #seat

It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#beauty #cheney #curse #daily #daily show

It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#interesting #know #late-night #people #television

My pilot's license. I'm proud of that. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#license #pilot #proud

Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#me #never #other #out #physics

The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#awful #having #idea #just #me

The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#get #goes #how #lottery #really

The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#gay #i #legalized #married #place