#tasty

I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was just an introverted pizza. I wish all my acquaintances were so tasty.
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— Jarod Kintz

#alone #calzone #communicate #communication #desperation

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#food #tasty #food

Forbidden fruit is always very intriguing...though never as tasty as one imagined it would be. ↗

— Claudy Conn

#tasty #imagination

Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Horse. Tasty" "Let's go," said Foaly nervously. "Let's go right now. ↗

— Eoin Colfer

#mulch #tasty #horses

The trick to saying the word cock, is to do it like you have one in your mouth. ↗

— Geoffrey Knight

#tasty-treats #words-of-wisdom #life

If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake. ↗

— Brian Greene

#icing #out #right #tasty #theory

Our plans never turn out as tasty as reality. ↗

— Ram Dass

#our #out #plans #reality #tasty

My career is like an artichoke. People might think that the leaves are tasty and buttered up and delicious, and they don't even know that there's something magical hidden at the base of it. There's a whole other side of me that people didn't know existed. ↗

— Katy Perry

#buttered #career #delicious #even #existed

It's almost seems as though there's a battle going on between the public and all the fast-food establishments, and, believe me, I think it's very tasty food. ↗

— Regis Philbin

#battle #believe #between #establishments #fast-food

If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing. ↗

— Val Kilmer

#because #brands #care #get #i