#l

My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians. ↗

— Jimmy Kimmel

#civilians #clearly #uncle

My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are. ↗

— Jimmy Kimmel

#definition #definitions #different #other #people

No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do. ↗

— Jimmy Kimmel

#i #jobs #losing #matter #people

On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime. ↗

— Jimmy Kimmel

#bothers #daytime #go #leno #letterman

People's lives are boring. ↗

— Jimmy Kimmel

#lives #people

Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion. ↗

— Jimmy Kimmel

#emotion #faking #good #good job #job

That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't. ↗

— Jimmy Kimmel

#authority #authority figures #boss #figures #flaw

My Uncle, of course, would have been pleased to see someone with brown skin holding the office of president. ↗

— Alveda King

#brown #course #holding #office #pleased

The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it. ↗

— Jimmy Kimmel

#being #between #commercials #cool #creativity

You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. ↗

— Jimmy Kimmel

#anybody #else #hut #more #pizza