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As she turned to concentrate on the portal, Eve tugged on Claire's shirt. "What?" "Ask him where he got the boots." "You ask." Personally, Claire wanted the vampire bunny slippers.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #morganville-vampires #morganville-vampires

Did he just say--?" "Yes," Claire said, smiling. "Yes, he did." "Whoa. Guess I'd better stay alive, then.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #morganville-vampires #morganville-vampires

You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.


Rachel Caine


#claire-danvers #eve-rosser #michael-glass #mobile #morganville-vampires

Now play nicely, make-believe dead girl


Rachel Caine


#claire-danvers #eve-rosser #morganville-vampires #myrlin #morganville-vampires

Oh -- who's the Queen?" "Her, of course. The White Queen. You're just like Alice, you know. Down the rabbit hole with the Mad Hatter.


Rachel Caine


#gramma #morganville-vampires #morganville-vampires

I’m taking off my shoes.’’ ‘‘Fine. Shoes off.’’ ‘‘And my pants.’’ ‘‘Don’t push it, Claire.


Rachel Caine


#shane-collins #morganville-vampires

You've turned into quite a bossy little thing," Myrnin said. "I think I might like it.


Rachel Caine


#claire-danvers #driving #morganville-vampire #morganville-vampire-series #morganville-vampires

I just—we were talking, and we fell asleep. I swear, we didn’t, um—’’ ‘‘Yeah, you’d better not have ummed.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #morganville-vampires #morganville-vampires

Shane settled his flamethrower more comfortably on his shoulders. “Ladies? After you.” “Rude,” Claire said. “I was being polite!” “Not when you have a flamethrower.


Rachel Caine


#shane-collins #morganville-vampires

[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively] "Don't they teach you anything in your schools?" "Not about this." "Pity. I suppose that's what comes of your main education flowing from Google.


Rachel Caine


#education #google #humor #myrnin #education






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