#lake

Well, I said, needing to lighten the mood for him, "next time Kai tries to, um, bust your balls, you can give it right back to him, because he's got a girlfriend now, too. ↗

— Wendy Higgins

#haha #lol #lol

Some moments are perfect, and then someone comes along and f*cks it up. Ain't it always the way. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#anita-blake

Never throw stones if you think they're going to come back and hit you. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#anita-blake

I felt like shit, but it was happy shit. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#anita-blake

Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#anita-blake

When you apologize, try not to smile at the same time. It ruins the effect ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#anita-blake

Questions are great, but only if you know the answers. If you ask questions and the answers surprise you, you look silly. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#questions #anita-blake

Is this a private fight, or can anyone join? ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#anita-blake

Sometimes the greatest wounds are the ones we try the hardest not to inflict. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#anita-blake

I couldn't think of anything helpful to say, so I resorted to humor, my shield of last resort. 'Just please tell me they don't have a dog and a picket fence.' He smiled. 'No fence, but a dog, two dogs.' 'What kind of dogs?' I asked. He smiled and glanced at me, wanting to see my reaction. 'Maltese. Their names are Peeka and Boo.' 'Oh, shit, Edward, you're joking me.' 'Donna wants the dogs included in the engagement pictures.' I stared at him, and the look on my face seemed to amuse him. He laughed. 'I'm glad you're here, Anita, because I don't know a single other person who I'd have admitted this to. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#edward #funny #ted-forrester #funny