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Inconvenience in progress, work is regretted.


Aravind Adiga


#aravind #funny #humor #humour #last

And it was kind of funny to see all these professional fighters unwilling to get within a mile of the female. Then again, if you wanted to survive doing the work they did, accurate risk assessment was something you developed early -- and even Qhuinn, who was the object of the protective instinct the Chosen was rocking, wouldn't have dared touch her.


J.R. Ward


#j-r-ward #layla #lover-at-last #qhuinn #funny

I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran


Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

Don’t be hating on my peacock. It’s just not right. - Kye


Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

Why would Dad call you? I mean, you have to admit that he would have been better off calling the local prison and asking them to send out one of the convicted killers to come find me. - Shella


Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

An understanding washed over Darren. “You plan on me running.” “For many, many years.” The crooked smile on Trent’s mouth sent a shiver throughout my body. He was utterly dangerous when he wanted to be. - Vampyre Kisses


Elizabeth J. Kolodziej


#the-last-which-series #vampires #vampyre-kisses #werewolf #witches

I love you, O'Reilly. When are you going to get that through your thick Aussie skull?" He laughed softly, and she tilted back her head to look up at him wonderingly, "What's so funny?" He put his hands on her shoulders and rubbed the tight muscles of her neck. "Do you realize you've never used my first name?" he said. "It's Patrick, you know." He watched her lips curl into a smile that made his chest ache. "You've always been O'Reilly to me." "Huh," he grunted. "Except when you're mad. Then I become Mister O'Reilly.


Candice Proctor


#last-names #funny

I’m sure all of that’s true. Especially the anal bit--Marshall’s always been an ass--but I don’t see how this is relevant, unless of course I’m mistaken, and you really are comparing me to a crumb that needs sweeping. - Shella


Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

Plastic surgery is for dolls. I am a mannequin of life. I have a particularly charming effect when seen through glass.


Bauvard


#good-looks #handsomeness #humor #plastic-surgery #funny

Get up guys. We’ve got a visit to pay.” “What are you talking about?” “I am not hanging out with Blake Lazar again.


Richelle Mead


#lissa #rose #rose-hathaway #rose-hathaway






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