#ld

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#chest #directions #growing #hair #men

Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#cart #like #shopping #steal #stealing

As it has been told to me, my Dad had some kind of deal with Dick Clark. But when we got here, that fell through. So we were out here with no job, no furniture, no food. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#clark #dad #deal #fell #food

Being a child star is great. It's being a former child star that sucks. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#child #former #great #star #sucks

Most child actors were lucky enough to get the part in the first place. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#child actors #enough #first #get #lucky

There's no longevity in me telling old stories on the radio. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#me #old #radio #stories #telling

If I wanted to do wrong, I could not. ↗

— Louis Bonaparte

#i #wanted #wrong

Women are nothing but machines for producing children. ↗

— Napoleon Bonaparte

#machines #nothing #producing #women #women are

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals. ↗

— Napoleon Bonaparte

#answer #doctors #even #generals #lives

When soldiers have been baptized in the fire of a battle-field, they have all one rank in my eyes. ↗

— Napoleon Bonaparte

#been #eyes #fire #rank #soldiers