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I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wish he wouldn't cheer so loud when I'm trying to sleep.


Jarod Kintz


#fan #funny #humor #sleep #funny

Lulled by stupefying illusions, the world is asleep in the cradle of infancy, dreaming away the hours.


Mary Baker Eddy


#faith #illusions #infancy #life #sleep

The morning was brisk and the coffee was hot and roasted with little gurgles in the room. Rosie hadn’t moved, but she let out a tiny snore every now and again that made everything perfect.


Ruth McLeod-Kearns


#bond #daughter #ebook #family #fiction

I think it would be neat to meet a man who slept with one eye open, especially if that man was a Cyclops.


Jarod Kintz


#funny-and-random #humor #sleep #funny

It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All the cool girls are doing it.


Francine Pascal


#cool #ed-fargo #fearless #funny #death

How did you do it?" I brought the teacup to my mouth for another sip. "How did you guide Sophie's soul? I thought you were a reaper." "He's both," Nash said from behind me, and I turned just as he followed my father through the front door, pulling his long sleeves down one at a time. He and my dad had just loaded Aunt Val's white silk couch into the back of my uncle's truck, so he wouldn't have to deal with the bloodstains when he and Sohie got back from the hospital. "Tod is very talented." Tod brushed the curl back from his face and scowled. Harmony spoke up from the kitchen as the oven door squealed open. "Both my boys are talented." "Both?" I repeated, sure I'd heard her wrong. Nash sighed and slid onto the chair his mother had vacated, then gestured toward the reaper with one hand. "Kaylee, meet my brother, Tod.


Rachel Vincent


#kaylee #tod #totally-unexpected #funny

Ellen rose to her feet. Jack thought for a moment she was going to storm out. Instead, she picked up the pitcher of hot fudge and poured the contents onto Leesha Middleton's pink jeans and fuzzy white sweater. "Oops." Ellen sat down again and went back to eating her ice cream. Leesha screamed, a sound that could be heard in Canada. Every eye in Corcoran's was on her. She slid out of the booth and swiped ineffectually at her jeans with a napkin.Then she plucked at her ruined sweater with her thumb and forefinger. "You...you...I can't believe you did that!" Ellen licked whipped cream from the back of her spoon and looked at Leesha calmly. Leesha was tiny, but she seemed to expand, like an amphibian taking on air, then she drew herself up and retrieved her pink leather purse from the bench next to Jack. It was smeared with fudge too. "You'll pay for that, I promise you," she said to Ellen in a voice that raised the gooseflesh on Jack's neck. Then she turned and left. For a moment, Corcoran's was totally silent. Ellen looked across the table at Jack's sundae. "Are you going to finish that?


Cinda Williams Chima


#fudge #humor #humor

I just took a little nap. I stole it from an infant.



Jarod Kintz


#baby #humor #infant #nap #sleep

...When a man first awakens, it sometimes takes several moments before he starts thinking clearly." "And here I thought it took several years, perhaps a lifetime for the average man's intellect to kick in.


Karen Marie Moning


#gwen #humor #intellect #karen-marie-moning #kiss-of-the-highlander

A girl got a nosebleed, so I gave her a tampon and warned her about the responsibilities of womanhood. “You’re going to get a lot of guys trying to stick things up there,” I said. Now she’s a mouth breather.


Bauvard


#humor #menstrual-cycles #nosebleeds #womanhood #funny






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