#lee

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.' ↗

— Woody Allen

#asked #contraception #girl #i #me

Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a field. ↗

— Tori Amos

#bull #color #field #gloss #guys

Now, on nights that I can't sleep, I play video games alone until the morning. ↗

— Namie Amuro

#games #i #morning #nights #now

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear. ↗

— Jeff Kinney

#santa #sleep #behavior

I'll get into a pattern where I start sleeping only between 12 and 3.30, and go for weeks like that. ↗

— Trisha Goddard

#get #go #i #into #like

The minute anyone's getting anxious I say, You must eat and you must sleep. They're the two vital elements for a healthy life. ↗

— Francesca Annis

#anxious #anyone #eat #elements #getting

If you look at old football pictures, the jerseys were hanging, the sleeves were dangling, but now everything is tucked and tailored. ↗

— Andre Benjamin

#football #hanging #look #now #old

A high heart ought to bear calamities and not flee them, since in bearing them appears the grandeur of the mind and in fleeing them the cowardice of the heart. ↗

— Pietro Aretino

#bear #bearing #calamities #cowardice #flee

Sleep - death without dying - living, but not life. ↗

— Edwin Arnold

#dying #life #living #sleep #without

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep. ↗

— W. H. Auden

#else #professor #sleep #someone #talks