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I am, when you stop to think of it, a member of a fairly select group: the final handful of American novelists who learned to read and write before they learned to eat a daily helping of video bullshit.


Stephen King


#pride #reading #television #thought #writing

Good fantasy fiction: ... explores real human conditions through fantastic metaphors which universalize the characters' individual experiences to speak personally to us all.


Laura Resnick


#critical-analysis #fantasy #fantasy-fiction #fiction #five-seasons-of-angel

At Sea Oak there's no sea and no oak, just a hundred subsidized apartments and a rear view of FedEx. Min and Jade are feeding their babies while watching How My Child Died Violently. Min's my sister. Jade's our cousin. How My Child Died Violently is hosted by Matt Merton, a six-foot-five blond who's always giving the parents shoulder rubs and telling them they've been sainted by pain. Today's show features a ten-year-old who killed a five-year-old for refusing to join his gang. The ten-year-old strangled the five-year-old with a jump rope, filled his mouth with baseball cards, then locked himself in the bathroom and wouldn't come out until his parents agreed to take him to FunTimeZone, where he confessed, then dove screaming into a mesh cage full of plastic balls. The audience is shrieking threats at the parents of the killer while the parents of the victim urge restraint and forgiveness to such an extent that finally the audience starts shrieking threats at them too. Then it's a commercial. ("Sea Oak")


George Saunders


#forgiveness

Everything has been homogenized. Over time, with television and jet travel, everybody has blended together. Some of our wonderful charm has been lost.


Bruce Paltrow


#blended #charm #everybody #everything #homogenized

When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.


Ellen DeGeneres


#life

I haven't had a TV in 10 years, and I really don't miss it. 'Cause it's always so much more fun to be with people than it ever was to be with a television.


Chuck Palahniuk


#television #life

I had to start watching [The Real Housewives of New Jersey] every week because, well, my IQ was just too high. I mean seriously up there. What can I tell you? After watching every episode, I am now officially as dumb as that brown, particle-like stuff you find outside and don't want to track inside the house. Rhymes with "wirt", I think.


Celia Rivenbark


#reality-tv #television #life

Vulcan?" Leo demanded. "I don't even LIKE Star Trek!


Rick Riordan


#television

If we could follow the slogan that says,"Turn off the TV and open a good book" we would do something of substance for a future generation.


Gordon B. Hinckley


#television

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.


William Gibson


#television






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