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Not my daughter, you bitch!


J.K. Rowling


#molly-weasley-anger #anger

Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred. "Six years to the day we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?" "Vaguely," said Harry, grinning up at him. "Didn’t you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig’s tail, and tell me I was a wizard?" "I forge’ the details," Hagrid chortled.


J.K. Rowling


#dursley #hagrid #harry-potter #humor #pig

So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —” “Don’t talk to your mother like that.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #death

And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred's eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face.


J.K. Rowling


#percy-weasley #ron-weasley #death

Pathetic," he (Fred) told George. "Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humor, you go with 'holey'?


J.K. Rowling


#fred-weasley #george-weasley #hole #joke #death

This isn't your average book, it's pure gold: Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches. Explains everything you need to know about girls. IF only I'd had this last year I'd have known exactly how to get rid of Lavender and I would've known how to get going with... Well Fred and George gave me a copy, and I've learned a lot. You'd be surprised, it's not all about wandwork, either.


J.K. Rowling


#death

IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!


J.K. Rowling


#ron-weasley #death

Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #death

Yes, my tiara sets off the whole thing nicely," said Auntie Muriel in a rather carrying whisper. "But I must say, Ginevra's dress is far too low-cut." Ginny glanced round, grinning, winked at Harry, then quickly faced the front again.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #death

He said that we belonged together because he was born with a flower and I was born with a butterfly and that flowers and butterflies need each other for survival.


Gemma Malley


#butterflies #butterfly #death #flower #flowers






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