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#librarian

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People flock in, nevertheless, in search of answers to those questions only librarians are considered to be able to answer, such as "Is this the laundry?" "How do you spell surreptitious?" and, on a regular basis, "Do you have a book I remember reading once? It had a red cover and it turned out they were twins.


Terry Pratchett


#librarians #humor

When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian.


Joan Bauer


#libraries #paraphrased #library

When I tell people I went to library school, the most common reaction is either “You’re joking, right?” or “They have schools for librarians? Do they teach you how to properly sssh people?


Scott Douglas


#library #library-books #quiet-please #library

I'm just the librarian. I can only give you the books. I can't give you the answers." - Aunt Marian in "Beautiful Creatures


Kami Garcia


#character-quote #librarian #novel #beauty

Librarians are almost always very helpful and often almost absurdly knowledgeable. Their skills are probably underestimated and largely underemployed.


Charles Medawar


#business

I'm a librarian in town,' she began. 'You sure about that?' The words popped out before he could stop them. Annabelle raised her eyebrows. 'Fairly. It's my job and so far no one has told me to go away when I show up for work.' smooth, Stryker, he thought, very smooth. 'I was expecting someone wearing glasses. You know. Because librarians read a lot.' The raised eyebrows turned into a frown. 'You need to get out of the barn more.


Susan Mallery


#awkward-encounters #foot-in-mouth #funny #librarians #shane

One can never had too many librarian friends.


Jennifer Chiaverini


#librarians #friendship

They spent pork-barrel money like a tidal-wave sea, but no funds trickled down far enough to reach me. Our books numbered few and were falling apart, and I sat mending pages with a crestfallen heart.


David Davis


#christmas #jobs #librarian #library #money

Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.


Neil Gaiman


#librarians #internet

Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide?


Terry Pratchett


#monkey #music #music






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