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#librarians

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Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.


Brandon Sanderson


#humor #librarians #humor

Someone out there was about to find that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian. With a badge.


Terry Pratchett


#librarians #humor

Present company excluded, this looked to be the most pleasant detention ever experienced by mankind. Further proof that librarians should run the world-or a least be in charge of detention at Bathory High.


Heather Brewer


#librarians #humor

I have always thought that librarians are a little bit like doctors, travel agents and professors all rolled into one. We all know that a great story can lift spirits, take you anywhere in the world you want to go and in any time period to boot, and the lessons you learn from a good book can buoy your own convictions and even change your life.


Dorothea Benton Frank


#story #change

Pimps make the best librarians.


Avi Steinberg


#pimps #librarians

I finally found my way to the Really Restricted Section, where they keep the kind of books most scholars aren't even supposed to know exist. I knocked on the closed door, said the proper passwords, and the door opened before me. I walked in, and the ghost of the Head Librarian, a thin, dusty presence, with dark eyes and a disapproving look, appeared before me, blocking my way. (He had been eaten by a book, then brought back by the other books, apparently because they approved of him. Because even though he didn't have much time for people, he loved books.)


Simon R. Green


#eaten-by-a-book #forbidden-books #ghosts #librarians #libraries

There’s something deep in the heart of every person that wants to protect culture. The only thing about my pending career that was changed because of 9/11 was that I began to see it was the community, not the librarian, that was important to the library. Librarians were only as important as the community they inspired. If I was going to continue with this career, my job wouldn’t be to protect information, it would be to bring the community together and inspire them to appreciate everything a library stands for.


Scott Douglas


#library #library-books #quiet-please #change






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