#like

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#commercials #crap #did #doughnut #ego

The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#better #fact #get #grown #hang

I like songs that are simple. ↗

— Syd Barrett

#like #simple #songs

'Cause when I had my child, people tried to make me feel like life was over for me, and I started to believe that. ↗

— Fantasia Barrino

#cause #child #feel #had #i

I feel like a good mom. I'm a strong woman now... Don't look down on me. Pray for me because I'm trying. ↗

— Fantasia Barrino

#down #feel #good #good mom #i

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. ↗

— Dave Barry

#cakes #chewing #coffee #cup #eating

I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth. ↗

— Lynda Barry

#barry white #coming #dumb #favorite #his

I found myself compelled - like this weird, shameful compulsion - to draw cute animals. ↗

— Lynda Barry

#compulsion #cute #draw #found #i

I run a tight ship, but I try and make it seem like I'm not doing that at all. ↗

— Lynda Barry

#i #like #make #run #seem

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage. ↗

— Todd Barry

#comedy #comic #could #decide #during