#live

The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. ↗

— Clarence Darrow

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The origin of the absurd idea of immortal life is easy to discover; it is kept alive by hope and fear, by childish faith, and by cowardice. ↗

— Clarence Darrow

#alive #childish #cowardice #discover #easy

On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away. ↗

— Theodore Bikel

#beginning #end #funny #hear #live

You who live your lives in cities or among peaceful ways cannot always tell whether your friends are the kind who would go through fire for you. But on the Plains one's friends have an opportunity to prove their mettle. ↗

— Buffalo Bill

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I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else. ↗

— Josh Billings

#else #hundred #i #known #live

It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. ↗

— Josh Billings

#bad #enough #fall #ferment #forbid

Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself. ↗

— Larry David

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I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time. ↗

— Josh Billings

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People stopped me on the street and said 'I can't live up to you.' Of course, they're referring to June Cleaver. ↗

— Barbara Billingsley

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It's nice not to have to live a double life. ↗

— Lance Bass

#life #live #nice