#lol

She may be an uggo, but that dress would turn anyone into a rock star. ↗

— Victoria Scott

#lol #rude-thoughts #lol

Staring at her, his reasons are lost to me. ↗

— Victoria Scott

#lol #omgosh #lol

The stench that surrounded me suggested that the tarp over my face had been previously used either to transport fertiliser or as toilet paper. ↗

— Annabel Monaghan

#digit #lol #lol

For refusing to collapse into an earth-devouring black hole under the force of its own staggering density, we dedicate this book to Theodore Roosevelt's left testicle. ↗

— Cracked.com

#lol

I'm more lopsided than a one legged badger!" Graypaw stopped his careful stalking to wander comically across the clearing "I will have to settle for hunting stupid mice I shall just wander up to them, and sit on them until they surrender! ↗

— Erin Hunter

#lol #wariors #warrior-cats #lol

I could hear him laughing. Son of a bit*h. I would kill him. I didn't care if he was coyote or the son of Satan.He was a dead man walking. ↗

— Patricia Briggs

#lol

I can't help but watch his lips as they cover the opening of the bottle that my lips were just touching. We're practically kissing. ↗

— Colleen Hoover

#kissing #lol #sky #lol

You suck at working with someone," I say, because it's true. ↗

— Elizabeth Norris

#lol-comeback #lol

my pants dont fit either ↗

— Josh Ramsay of Marianas Trench

#ever-after-tour #laughing #lol #lol

Did you see the look on that guy's face when he hit the ground? He was all like "Come here, defenceless little girl,' and then you were like 'BAM! Take that, suck-face! I've got superpowers! ↗

— Bree Despain

#bree-despain #grace-divine #lol #the-dark-divine-series #the-lost-saint