#longest

In this life he laughs longest who laughs last. ↗

— John Masefield

#laughs #life #longest #who

The love that lasts longest is the love that is never returned. ↗

— W. Somerset Maugham

#longest #love #never #returned

Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars. ↗

— George Mikes

#better #even #jokes #least #longest

We're a crazy country about sports, but for the longest time, only followed our own sports. ↗

— Claudio Reyna

#country #crazy #followed #longest #longest time

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke. ↗

— Dana Plato

#decade #i #joke #longest #longest time

The Labour Party's election manifesto is the longest suicide note in history. ↗

— Greg Knight

#history #labour #longest #manifesto #note

The reason why I've been keeping private for the longest time ever here, I've always wanted to protect my wife's privacy. I don't like - I didn't want to put her picture all over the news. I just wanted to keep her private. ↗

— Michael Schiavo

#been #ever #her #here #i

The longest road trip I've ever been on is from Minnesota to Los Angeles. ↗

— Seann William Scott

#been #ever #i #longest #los

Fort Smith, being the place of my longest stay, was the scene of my largest medical practice. ↗

— Ernest Thompson Seton

#fort #largest #longest #medical #place

My first game, I played the first play of the game and called a timeout and got sat down, got benched for the rest of the game, and we won the game. It was the longest day of my life. Long day. Very embarrassing. ↗

— Mike Singletary

#day #down #embarrassing #first #game