#m

I can rap in a London accent, make weird faces, wear spandex, wigs, and black lipstick. I can be more creative than the average male rapper. ↗

— Nicki Minaj

#average #black #creative #faces #i

Newspapers are even worse for me than ice cream; headlines, and the big issues that generate the headlines, are pure fat. ↗

— John Irving

#humor

C'mon kid. Think a minute, even if it hurts. ↗

— Robert Lynn Asprin

#humor

I couldn't help but see; I wasn't blind. I couldn't help but admire; I wasn't dead ↗

— Lori Handeland

#humor

People complain because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses because I have finally learned not to pick them the next time around. ↗

— Shannon L. Alder

#love #relationships #romance #friendship

Please don't be dead. Because then I'd have to be the Sorcerer Supreme and there's no way I could rock the 'stache. ↗

— Brian Michael Bendis

#spiderman #humor

Kali waved an impatient hand. "We can't have a pity party right now. I didn't bring the cake. ↗

— Cassidy Hunter

#humor

Are you saying that was real magic?" I said. "That's crazy." "Well, let's see. Are you telling me you just saw the past in a vision. That a monkey in a top hat was trying to murder my chief costumer and head accountant with the most powerful poison in existence using her makeup jar? If so, perhaps I'm not the crazy one here. ↗

— Delilah S. Dawson

#humor #tish #humor

God has abandoned you. Fear does not serve you. Your heart has betrayed you. Only the music can guide you. ↗

— Noah Levine

#music #philosophy #life

Everything has been homogenized. Over time, with television and jet travel, everybody has blended together. Some of our wonderful charm has been lost. ↗

— Bruce Paltrow

#blended #charm #everybody #everything #homogenized