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You hear, Eugene?' said Lightwood over his shoulder. 'You are deeply interested in lime.' 'Without lime,' returned that unmoved barrister at law, 'my existence would be unilluminated by a ray of hope. ↗

— Charles Dickens

#humor

My motto is: Frequently appalled but seldom surprised. ↗

— Jan Geddes

#inspirational #humor

Cellaholics are those who interrupt quality time when they are with you, but rather text, call, and email others who are somewhere else. ↗

— Jayce O'Neal

#drjayce #email #humor #jayce #jayceoneal

I mean, if 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say to yourself "Dijkstra would not have liked this", well, that would be enough immortality for me. ↗

— Edsger W. Dijkstra

#immortality #teacher #humor

Writing historical fiction is a legitimate use of Multiple Personality disorder. ↗

— Peggy Ullman Bell

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A few reasonable policies won't do much good if the surrounding society is insane. ↗

— Taras Grescoe

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Karena kamu besar tidak berarti kamu benar:P ↗

— Putri Salsa

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It's a very remarkable story." "Remarkable's a well-chosen word. It doesn't give you away. ↗

— James Hilton

#remarkable #review #story #humor

If the story-tellers could ha' got decency and good morals from true stories, who'd have troubled to invent parables? ↗

— Thomas Hardy

#morals #parables #stories #humor

Immediate gratification takes too long. ↗

— Carrie Fisher

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