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ARE THEY ESPECIALLY WILD? ↗

— John Irving

#humor

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas. ↗

— A. Lee Martinez

#humor #vampire #humor

Do you think my husband and his soldiers will be overly upset with me?" The priest broke into a wide grin. "I'll stand by your side when we find out," he said. "I would be honored to escort you to your husband." The priest took hold of Johanna's arm. She didn't notice. "I expect them to be a little upset at first," she explained. "But only just a little." "Yes," he agreed. "Tell me, lass. When was your last confession?" "Why do you ask?" "It's preferred to receive absolution before you meet your Maker. ↗

— Julie Garwood

#humor

Its a very good book and i wish i read it first than anyone else!!!! ↗

— Wendy Mass

#humor

(1)BEING A POET is like opening a car door & exposing yourself. (2)BEING A GOOD POET is like opening the door & exposing the passenger as well. ↗

— Chocolate Waters

#poetry-quotes #humor

And now she has you seizing control of my army.” “Your army? I thought this was Gaunt’s.” “So did he. ↗

— Michael J. Sullivan

#humor

Our English monarchs are so unimaginative,” said Eldric. “They execute people in such tediously conventional ways. ↗

— Franny Billingsley

#humor #monarchy #humor

Tirition-turning evil companies' secrets into horror rps since 2007. ↗

— Tirition

#humor #roleplay #humor

So. You're a fallen angel." She folded her arms. "I'm not fallen," he said roughly. "Then what are you?" He shrugged. "Busted. ↗

— Vicki Pettersson

#fallen-angels #humor #noir #humor

I am nobody, even if I say I am this or that. ↗

— Santosh Kalwar

#poem #inspirational