#married

I don't mind being a grandfather; I've been a mother for so many years. You just can't believe what it's like being a father. Especially when you come out of the chaos of the road to getting married and having children. ↗

— Steven Tyler

#being #believe #chaos #children #come

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. ↗

— Mike Tyson

#case #cut #go #married #might

You do not want to get married at 22! Especially if you're famous, because girls are going to be throwing themselves at you. ↗

— Usain Bolt

#especially #famous #get #get married #going

When you get married you forget about kissing other women. ↗

— Pat Boone

#forget #get #get married #kissing #married

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. ↗

— Elayne Boosler

#divorced #i #married #me #never

Even now that I'm married and 28, my room's still intact the way it was when I went to high school. ↗

— Jordana Brewster

#even now #high #high school #i #intact

Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television. ↗

— Rita Mae Brown

#entertainment #married #moral #passion #propaganda

I put the weight on after we were together. I put on about 20 pounds when we got married, and people were flipping their lids. And then I put on more after that, and I've gone up and down since then. ↗

— Delta Burke

#after #down #flipping #gone #got

It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas. Maybe it's not meant for me to settle down and be married. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#anybody #been #down #feel #hard

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. ↗

— Johnny Carson

#die #live #longer #lot #married