#me

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. ↗

— Chris Rock

#enjoying #fair #funny #funny guy #get

Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men. ↗

— Chris Rock

#like #men #most #parts #really

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars. ↗

— Chris Rock

#oscars #welcome

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! ↗

— Chris Rock

#american idol #christopher #christopher reeve #contest #dance

I never said I wanted to be around for a long time. I always said I wanted to be here for a good time. ↗

— Kid Rock

#around #good #good time #here #i

People in north Michigan are not different at all from people in southern Alabama. Trust me, someone who's spent a lot of time in both places. They're all hardworking, simple people. ↗

— Kid Rock

#both #different #hardworking #lot #me

Being a father helps me be more responsible... you see more things than you've ever seen. ↗

— Kid Rock

#being #ever #father #helps #me

I'm actually a pretty decent human being, and when I'm home I'm straight as an arrow. ↗

— Kid Rock

#arrow #being #decent #home #human

Europeans don't seem to have the groupie mentality. ↗

— Kid Rock

#groupie #mentality #seem

That's what I love from metal, and that's what I love from hip-hop. That's what I love from any music that's hard, that's got an edge to it-The attitude in it. ↗

— Kid Rock

#attitude #edge #got #hard #hip-hop