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I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F.


Ray Romano


#alzheimer #begins #comes #every #giving

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.


Ray Romano


#character #comedy #considering #different #doing

The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play.


Ray Romano


#buddies #fence #first #first time #golf

The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.


Ray Romano


#audience #comedy #format #gratification #i

The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.


Ray Romano


#demeanor #distracts #focus #golfers #like

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.


Ray Romano


#handicap #i #knows #means #well

When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid.


Ray Romano


#common #common denominator #denominator #form #go

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.


Ray Romano


#course #god #golf #golf course #good

God created me to delight people with my goals.


Romario


#delight #goals #god #me #people

If someone criticizes me, I strike back.


Romario


#criticizes #i #me #someone #strike






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