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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #handicap

I can hardly express in words my deep feeling and sympathy for them, knowing as I do, the many serious handicaps and obstacles that will confront them in almost every walk of life.

Major Taylor

#confront #deep #deep feeling #every #express

I don't want to write any more for the old Man-power instruments and am handicapped by the lack of adequate electrical instruments for which I now conceive my music.

Edgard Varese

#am #any #conceive #electrical #handicapped

How can you fall in love at first sight when you can't even see?

Melinda Cross

#cross #darkness #eyes #handicapped #lion

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#car #disabled #funny #handicapped #humor a pianist, I can’t say I was always a big fan of contemporary music. The challenge of late Beethoven, or Mozart, or Schubert seemed to me to be somehow greater or more worthwhile than that of learning difficult, ill-placed notes. To me, the kind of transcendence in the older pieces really was more interesting. That’s not to say I didn’t love the contemporary pieces I did play. I became very attached to the ones I learned, and I played them with pleasure and absolute commitment. It may be terrible to say this, but playing some of that music is like having a handicapped child. You love it all the more for the problems that it gives you.

Leon Fleisher

#handicapped-child #love

Since it is seldom clear whether intellectual activity denotes a superior mode of being or a vital deficiency, opinion swings between considering intellect a privilege and seeing it as a handicap.

Jacques Barzun

#being #between #clear #considering #deficiency

I have the handicap of being born with a special language to which I alone have the key.

Gustave Flaubert

#being #born #handicap #i #key

Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and its disadvantages at cocktail parties, giving the user what he described as a child's-eye view of the party and a crotch-level view of the guests. Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The aging process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs off laughing. No one should grow old who isn't ready to appear ridiculous.

John Mortimer

#dying #handicaps #age

Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.

Andy Dick

#before #christian #comic #go #handicapped

A lawyer who does not know men is handicapped.

William Dunbar

#does #handicapped #know #lawyer #men

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