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#handicap

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Losing Michael Jackson is a handicap. It's the Lakers trying to win a championship without Kobe Bryant.


Tito Jackson


#championship #handicap #jackson #kobe #kobe bryant

...as a pianist, I can’t say I was always a big fan of contemporary music. The challenge of late Beethoven, or Mozart, or Schubert seemed to me to be somehow greater or more worthwhile than that of learning difficult, ill-placed notes. To me, the kind of transcendence in the older pieces really was more interesting. That’s not to say I didn’t love the contemporary pieces I did play. I became very attached to the ones I learned, and I played them with pleasure and absolute commitment. It may be terrible to say this, but playing some of that music is like having a handicapped child. You love it all the more for the problems that it gives you.


Leon Fleisher


#handicapped-child #love

Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.


Andy Dick


#before #christian #comic #go #handicapped

It was once said that the moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly; and those who are in the shadows of life, the sick, the needy and the handicapped.


Hubert H. Humphrey


#dawn #elderly #government #handicapped #how

I don't smoke marijuana anymore. I don't drink. Marijuana is a handicap. So is alcohol. Alcohol is a terrible handicap. But in spite of being a handicap, it shouldn't be criminal.


Gary Johnson


#anymore #being #criminal #drink #handicap

You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.


Scott Adams


#argue #battles #candy #cents #dinner

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.


Jack Black


#department #face #great #handicapped #looks

I've been writing a lot, I've a few projects I'm trying to finance, I do some acting, I do some directing... Apart from that, if I could get lower that a ten handicap on my golf game I'd be thrilled.


Paul M. Glaser


#apart #been #could #directing #few

I get a kick out of Democrats thinking they know how handicap a GOP race.


Ari Fleischer


#get #gop #handicap #how #i

There are hurdles, there are handicaps, hardships you have to face in life, but you hope for a great future.


Anil Kapoor


#future #great #handicaps #hardships #hope






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