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#handicap

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As another has well said, to handicap a student by teaching him that his black face is a curse and that his struggle to change his condition is hopeless is the worst sort of lynching.


Carter G. Woodson


#black #change #condition #curse #face

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.


Elbert Hubbard


#handicapped #limitations #may #stupidity #thus

It is good taste, and good taste alone, that possesses the power to sterilize and is always the first handicap to any creative functioning.


Salvador Dali


#always #any #creative #first #functioning

I think if you have a two-story office and you hire someone who's handicapped, it might be reasonable to let him have an office on the first floor rather than the government saying you have to have a $100,000 elevator.


Rand Paul


#first #floor #government #handicapped #him

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.


Ray Romano


#handicap #i #knows #means #well

Anyone who has to fight, even with the most modern weapons, against an enemy in complete command of the air, fights like a savage against modern European troops, under the same handicaps and with the same chances of success.


Erwin Rommel


#air #anyone #chances #command #complete

How can you fall in love at first sight when you can't even see?


Melinda Cross


#cross #darkness #eyes #handicapped #lion

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#car #disabled #funny #handicapped #humor

Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and its disadvantages at cocktail parties, giving the user what he described as a child's-eye view of the party and a crotch-level view of the guests. Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The aging process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs off laughing. No one should grow old who isn't ready to appear ridiculous.


John Mortimer


#dying #handicaps #age

A woman is handicapped by her sex, and handicaps society, either by slavishly copying the pattern of man's advance in the professions, or by refusing to compete with man at all.


Betty Friedan


#compete #copying #either #handicapped #handicaps






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