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#handicap

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #handicap




How can you fall in love at first sight when you can't even see?


Melinda Cross


#cross #darkness #eyes #handicapped #lion

Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and its disadvantages at cocktail parties, giving the user what he described as a child's-eye view of the party and a crotch-level view of the guests. Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The aging process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs off laughing. No one should grow old who isn't ready to appear ridiculous.


John Mortimer


#dying #handicaps #age

Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.


Andy Dick


#before #christian #comic #go #handicapped

A lawyer who does not know men is handicapped.


William Dunbar


#does #handicapped #know #lawyer #men

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.


Jack Black


#department #face #great #handicapped #looks

But the worst handicap we had the prohibition of naming individual units who had done the fighting.


Philip Gibbs


#fighting #had #handicap #individual #naming

In their poverty, the mentally handicapped reveal God to us and hold us close to the gospel.


Henri Nouwen


#god #gospel #handicapped #hold #mentally

An intellectual is someone who avoids the mundane by lowering his handicap.


Richard Reeves


#handicap #his #intellectual #lowering #mundane

I had come to the point when I realized it was unlikely that my film career was going to move beyond a certain level of role. And I was - because I had graphic instances of it - handicapped by the success of Star Trek. A director would say, 'I don't want Jean-Luc Picard in my movie' - and this was compounded by X-Men as well.


Patrick Stewart


#beyond #career #certain #certain level #come

The love of money is the root of all evil, therefore selfishness must be the seed.


M.D. Birmingham


#family #handicapped #health-and-fitness #inspirational #mind






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