#medical

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell. ↗

— Cass Canfield

#back #doctors #eggs #nurses #people

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. ↗

— Anton Chekhov

#difference #doctors #just #kill #lawyers

When Demetrie got sick, we knew it was our responsibility to take care of her and pay her medical bills. And we embraced that. But the tricky part is, like so many families in the South, we also expected her to use a separate bathroom, to use separate utensils. ↗

— Kathryn Stockett

#bathroom #bills #care #embraced #expected

Without true medical liability reform, our doctors will continue to leave, and young doctors coming out of medical school $100,000 to $200,000 in debt will not be able to afford such onerous costs. ↗

— Jim Gerlach

#afford #coming #continue #costs #debt

The Google algorithm was a significant development. I've had thank-you emails from people whose lives have been saved by information on a medical website or who have found the love of their life on a dating website. ↗

— Tim Berners-Lee

#been #dating #development #emails #found

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. ↗

— Gerald F. Lieberman

#knowledge #manners #medical #medicine #morals

But I spent just two calendar years at Cornell University, though it was covering more than three years of work, and then went to medical school and did become interested in psychiatry, and even helped form a kind of psychiatry club in medical school. ↗

— Robert Jay Lifton

#calendar #club #cornell #covering #did

Medical professionals, not insurance company bureaucrats, should be making health care decisions. ↗

— Barbara Boxer

#care #company #decisions #health #health care

We have the greatest hospitals, doctors, and medical technology in the world - we need to make them accessible to every American. ↗

— Barbara Boxer

#american #doctors #every #greatest #hospitals

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#cause #condoms #crisis #doctors #having