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Warren made a noise, the first one I'd heard out of him since we'd come into the room. I'd have been happier if he hadn't sounded scared. "Easy, Warren," Adam told him. "You're safe here.” "If you die on us, you won't be," said Kyle with a growl that would have done credit to any of the werewolves in the room.


Patricia Briggs


#funny #mercy-thompson #friendship

Why do I always have to remind you to look to where the danger waits, Warrior. Sheesh, what would you do without me? “Uh, not be a murderous psycho?” Very funny.


H.D. Gordon


#alexa-montgomery-saga #blood-warrior #monster #remption #funny

Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a detailed account of your journeys as Columbus did. On Septemeber 28, 1492, after four weeks at sea, he writes: Dear diary...I means journal. Yes, dear journal. That's what I meant to say. Whew. Anyway, we have yet to discover America, and the crew has become increasingly rebellious. I have decided to turn back if we have not spotted it by Columbus Day. Will write again later if not killed by crew. P.S. Last night's buffet was fabulous, the ice sculptures magnificent.


Cuthbert Soup


#columbus #columbus-day #diary #discovering #explorers

Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!


Regina Griffin


#funny-but-true #funny-quotes #humerous #humor #funny

Pleased to meet you," Tellin says, shaking me out of my reverie. "Lily told me much about you last weekend." "Funny." Quince throws me a questioning glance. "She didn't mention you at all.


Tera Lynn Childs


#fins-are-forever #lily #lily-sanderson #mer-people #mermaid

We are racing down Main Street. Arthur is right on the tail of a blck sedan with tinted windows that won't pull over. He slams the horn. "Arthur," I say. The car doesn't yield. "Arthur," I say. He hits the horn again, still close on the car's bummper. "Arthur, our turn was back there.


Peter Canning


#ems #funny #humor #medical #funny

When you’re busy, avoid taking the quickest action. Instead make the extra effort to truly serve the customer.


Marilyn Suttle


#customer-service #inspirational #self-improvement #success #business

HUGH: …I was hit by a man driving a Japanese car. JESSICA: The scoundrel! How dare he not buy American.


Bauvard


#cars #funny #hit-and-run #humor #japanese

Tanned, toned, curves in the right places and that small waist…lips, hair, eyes all packaged up like a siren. If she’s a siren, I heard her call, and I’m diving in hook, line, and sinker. - Drew Donovan


Kailin Gow


#college #donovan-brothers #drew-donovan #kailin-gow #loving-summer

That's the worst of growing up, and I'm beginning to realize it. The things you wanted so much when you were a child don't seem half so wonderful to you when you get them.


L.M. Montgomery


#l-m-montgomery






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