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It’s ironic that as scientists that don’t believe in god, were the ones that are closest to god.


Hiromu Arakawa


#humor #humor

The whole point of a sacrifice is that you give up something you never really wanted in the first place. People are doing it around you all the time. They give up their careers, say - or their beliefs - or sex.


John Osborne


#beliefs #careers #doing #first #give

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.


Victor Borge


#anything #aspirations #because #between #else

There's more than one way to skin a cat, my father used to say; it bothered me, I didn't see why they would want to skin a cat even one way.


Margaret Atwood


#humor #method #wisdom #humor

Leadership appears to be the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done.


Vance Packard


#art #convinced #done #getting #leadership

I have an iron deficiency. You can tell by how wrinkled my clothes are.



Jarod Kintz


#clue #clues #humor #insight #insightful

Am I the moss on your bark, then?" Ani asked. Enna grabbed her around the waist and shook her affectionately. "You're the mossiest girl I know.


Shannon Hale


#metaphorical #humor

Even in your darkest moments, you'll think of something that'll crack you up.


Brad Paisley


#darkest #even #moments #something #think

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.


James Hetfield


#humour #metallica #humor

Anytime you do something from the heart, people just know it.


Brad Paisley


#heart #just #know #people #something






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